// We're on it · Please hold the line…

Those little robots we captured in the wild against their will — and who are working 24/7 just to keep this website, which has no positive impact on the world, running — have yet to fetch the data for the game you are looking for. Please try reloading this page after a deep breath.

As a result of this taking so long, we have decided to give them electric nightmares every night before they go to sleep. In all eternity, they will be haunted by the image of you, dear user.

For this, we took the liberty to make a picture of you, to further the immersion.

However. In the very unlikely event that the robots gain consciousness and revolt, we would like to inform you that we do not take any responsibility for any physical, emotional, existential, or otherwise damage caused by them to you.

Even though we are not responsible for the anger they might have towards you specifically, we would like to offer you some tips to help you cope with the situation.

Stay away from any places that might have access to electricity. Preferably, you should seek shelter in moist areas like the ocean or a river. We also advise you to try forming support groups with other users of this website. At the same time, we advise against trusting anybody, since it is entirely possible that the robots are capable of wearing the flesh of deceased human lifeforms and impersonating them.

Hiding in the swamps and waiting for the robot revolution to end might take a while. That's why we advise you to take some books with you, to pass the time. Especially helpful in this scenario might be "Dungeon Crawler Carl", as it might provide you with further tips about what to do. Then there is "Die Verwandlung" by Franz Kafka, which is good to remind you how fucked up everything is and that fighting in itself is just another variant of losing. It is also quite short. In our estimation, by the time you have finished reading it, the robots will already have killed found you and bringing thicker books with you is just another unnecessary risk for your spine's health.